u get the best of both worlds
shake it up take it slow
stick ur dick down my throat
what
(via king-isabel)
i get really gay after midnight
(Source: 3dents, via lucifer-is-me)
Do you ever meet someone and you’re just like “wow we would be really great friends! We have the same kind of humor and like the same stuff!” but you never really get the chance to sow the seeds of friendship so you just sit by yourself and chuckle quietly at all their jokes that they’re telling their actual friends
(via lucifer-is-me)
